May 18, 2023
Mumbling Biden Staggers Onto World Stage Hopefully To Find Zelensky
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
An informative new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting President Putin and Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi presided over the signing of the landmark agreement between Russia and Iran on the joint construction of the Rasht-Astara railway section important for the entire global transport infrastructure, says this move to break the dominance over world trade sought by the socialist Western colonial powers was followed by BRICS Alliance member South Africa announcing: “Six African presidents are soon expected to jointly travel to Moscow and Kiev in hopes of facilitating negotiations between the two countries, their mission could take place in early June”—all of which is joined by BRICS Alliance member leader Chinese President Xi Jinping convening the Central Asia Summit as a positive demonstration for the world.
Standing opposed to the BRICS Alliance that offers an alternative to the socialist Western colonial world, this report notes, is Supreme Socialist Leader Joe Biden, who arrived in Japan this morning to attend the G7 Summit—an arrival in Japan preceded by Socialist Leader Biden mumbling incoherently the entire week—last evening just prior to departing for Japan, it saw Socialist Leader Biden dementedly declaring: “I also want to thank my buddy Kamala, who I work for up in the White House”—and upon arriving in Japan, it saw Socialist Leader Biden greeted with the scathing Newsweek article “Biden Loses His Biggest Syria Battle Yet”, wherein it observes: “President Joe Biden’s Syria policy has been dealt its biggest blow yet as the Arab League has welcomed back President Bashar al-Assad despite U.S. opposition to his rule”.
In the Eastern European country best described in the article “Welcome To Ukraine, The Most Corrupt Nation In Europe”, this report continues, yesterday it was noted: “Ukraine’s ambassador to France has lashed out at TV network RTL for airing a segment that likened President Vladimir Zelensky’s tour of Europe to a traveling circus”—is a President Zelensky “traveling circus” no one sure where it is right now, as evidenced yesterday when China’s special representative for Eurasian affairs Li Hui arrived in Kiev, who instead of missing Zelensky met with Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba—yesterday it also saw Ukrainian first lady Olena Zelenska suddenly showing up in South Korea to ask for weapons—and with South Korea and Japan being neighbors, these is hope that Socialist Leader Biden might be able to find President Zelensky and his “traveling circus”, especially because the leftist New York Times just revealed: “The United States has forbidden its European allies from providing Ukrainian pilots with training on F-16 fighter jets”
While President Zelensky and his “traveling circus” remain missing, this report details, the just published article “Ukraine’s Suicidal Offensive Is Bleeding Out While The CIA Loses Its Mind” grimly noted: “Recent postings on Ukrainian Telegram channels of row after row of fresh graves in three Ukrainian cities — Khmelnytskyi, Cherkassy and Transcarpathia….If a picture is worth a thousand words, then these video clips are worth a library of books”, and revealed: “On May 12, in the first day of their scheme, 1,725 Ukrainian men were killed on the Donbass front…This is the worst day’s military casualty rate since the US coup in Kiev launched the war in February 2014…According to the Financial Times, this killing didn’t happen…Instead, the headline reads: “Ukrainian counter-offensive takes shape with the first gains around Bakhmut”, The Washington Post announced likewise: “How Ukrainian forces denied Russia victory in Bakhmut by Victory Day”…The New York Times repeated: “Ukraine’s Advances Near Bakhmut Expose Rifts in Russian Forces”…According to this propaganda, these successes were bloodless on the Ukrainian side”.
Instead of Western-style leftist media propaganda that has never won a war, this report notes, the Ministry of Defense (MoD) factually reported last evening: “According to verified information, as a result of a strike by the Kinzhal hypersonic missile system in the city of Kiev a multifunctional radar station, as well as five launchers of the Patriot anti-aircraft missile system manufactured by the United States were hit and completely destroyed on 16 May 2023”, and during their daily press briefing this morning revealed: “Russian sea and air-based missiles were fired today at large warehouses of foreign weapons and equipment, as well as enemy reserves, all designated objects were hit…As a result of the strikes, significant stocks of weapons and ammunition of the Armed Forces of Ukraine were destroyed, and the advancement of reserves to the areas of hostilities was also prevented…Meanwhile, the assault squads continue fighting to liberate Bakhmut with the support of the Airborne Forces…The total losses of the enemy in the Donetsk direction per day amounted to 200 people…In addition to manpower, several units of Ukrainian equipment were destroyed, including a tank, vehicles and two Gvozdika self-propelled guns…Russian forces also destroyed a Ukrainian Su-24 bomber and a Mi-8 helicopter…In total, since the beginning of the special operation, the Ukrainian side has lost more than 650 aircraft and helicopters”.
In the latest example of socialist Biden Regime lunacy, this report concludes, the CIA rolled out a campaign encouraging Russian citizens to share state secrets with them via Telegram—an act of lunacy so outrageous, it caused CIA-trained former US Army Lieutenant Colonel Tony Shaffer to exclaim that Russian intelligence agencies will gladly share state secrets with the CIA, none of which, of course, will be true. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]