JAG Arrests Ex-Twitter Lawyer and Dishonored DOJ Stooge James Baker

JAG Arrests Ex-Twitter Lawyer and Dishonored DOJ Stooge James Baker

JAG investigators on Wednesday arrested ex-Twitter lawyer and former FBI General Counsel James Baker on charges of treason, seditious conspiracy, aiding and abetting the enemy, bribery, and blackmail, a JAG source told Real Raw News.

The arrest came a day after Twitter’s new CEO Elon Musk, who calls himself a free speech absolutist, fired Baker for having vetted what Twitter Files—a reference to the company’s efforts to suppress and squash Tweets related to Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop—were shared with journalist Matt Taibbi without first consulting Musk. Musk said Baker was part of Twitter’s “Deep State.”

“Baker is deeper than Deep State,” a JAG source told RRN.

Investigators had eyes on Baker when two burly Twitter security guards ejected him from the bird’s San Francisco Headquarters, a 480,000 square feet Art Deco building that once belonged to Furniture Mart. They had hoped to grab Baker immediately, but Baker, as he strolled off Twitter’s property, was quickly encircled by the gaggle of spurned Leftist protesters whom Musk had terminated in the aftermath of his historic takeover. The liberal flock sympathized with Baker, and they chanted “unlawful termination. Cancel Elon” in the air.

That evening, investigators followed Baker and two unidentified females across the San Francisco scene: the trio dined at a posh restaurant, visited two bars, stopped in a comedy club, and eventually travelled by UBER to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel and booked, presumably, a single room.

JAG sources later said the women wore hip-hugging gowns and appeared to be in their mid-20s.

Since the trio travelled by rideshare, investigators had no car to stake out, so they surveilled the front entrance, sleeping in shifts throughout the night. They were determined to isolate Baker before making an arrest. An opportunity arose 5:30 a.m. Wednesday morning as Baker, sans company, departed the hotel and sauntered toward California Street. He’d travelled only a hundred yards or so before investigators pulled alongside him; one investigator leapt out and, in a blur of motion, quickly subdued, frisked, and cuffed Baker, then pushed him in the rear seat.

“Hopefully Baker had a fun night with his companions at the Ritz-Carlton. He won’t find the amenities at Hotel GITMO so accommodating,” our source said.

He was unwilling to expound on the charges Baker will face when he stands before a military tribunal but said Baker’s arrest was “partly” connected to Twitter’s data dump. Elon Musk, he added, unknowingly helped JAG cement its case against Baker.


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Military Civil War Begins

Military Civil War Begins

A clash between White Hats and armed forces members loyal to the criminal Biden regime took place late Monday night south of Colorado Springs, along Interstate 25, where United States Marines under General David H. Berger’s command planned to ensnare an 18-wheeler suspected of holding yet another shipment of firearms destined for the IRS.

Intelligence, sources told Real Raw News, indicated the truck would be teeming with crates of sidearms, rifles, and ammunition. The source would not specify from where General Berger obtained his intel, but said that “it seemed credible enough to act on.”

General Berger “activated” a Marine Recon platoon—about 25 men—to intercept the truck and seize ordnance found within. Marines reportedly had the make and model of the semi, as well as the plate numbers and projected route. General Berger had scrutinized the vehicle’s expected route of transit and decided that the Marines, driving civilian SUVs, should ambush it from fore and aft.

By 11:30 p.m. the Marines had laid their trap: Three SUVs would peel out in front of the tractor trailer, while the other two, hidden in a densely wooded alcove beside the interstate, would bring up the rear, essentially trapping the truck.

At 1:00 a.m. the Marines, equipped with thermal optics and, according to our source, “modern tech not known to the public,” spotted their quarry cruising toward them. It had only two occupants, both of whom appeared to be civilian. The Marines swerved onto the interstate, pinching the truck between the front and rear elements. Six Marines dismounted with weapons drawn, approached the cab, and ordered the occupants to exit with their hands raised. The driver and the passenger complied and seemed shocked, our source said. The Marines then examined the manifest, which made no mention of weapons. Instead, it listed the cargo as 250 cases of N-95 facemasks.

When the Marine in charge of the operation, a second lieutenant, asked for the key to the padlock securing the trailer doors, the driver shrugged his shoulders and said only the cargo’s recipient had a key. Our source said the Marines didn’t bother hunting for a key because they’d brought bolt cutters, which they used to snap the lock.

No sooner had two Marines opened the doors than a phalanx of brutal gunfire erupted from within the trailer. Six uniformed soldiers, three prone and three standing, unleashed upon the Marines a hailstorm of lead. One marine was struck three times, twice in the chest, once in the neck, and died almost instantly. Another Marine took rounds to his shoulder and face and was bleeding profusely as one of his brothers, also shot, pulled him from the line of fire, while the other Marines dove for cover behind their vehicles and returned fire, emptying several magazines on both the truck and the treasonous soldiers inside. All six were KIA.

The Marines evaluated their situation: One man dead, one near death, a few superficial wounds, damaged but drivable vehicles, and six dead U.S. Army soldiers who had tried to ambush their ambush. The Marines arrested the driver and passenger, who were “pissing their pants,” and commandeered the truck, which held no cargo whatsoever.

“This is a major escalation,” our source said, “and a tragedy. We’re not talking about a fight between White Hats and corrupt feds. This is military on military. General Berger is saddened by this all.”

Insignia on the fallen soldiers’ uniforms showed they belonged to the 4th Infantry Division, out of Fort Carson, Colorado.

“Obviously there was a leak, and we got fed bad intel. General Berger will get to the bottom of this,” our source said.


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Lloyd Austin to White Hats: Surrender or Else

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!! – LM

Lloyd Austin to White Hats: Surrender or Else

Officers in the White Hat community have been receiving letters authored by the criminal regime’s Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, which hold an ominous ultimatum: relinquish command in exchange for possible amnesty, or prepare to face the music, according to documents reviewed by Real Raw News and sources familiar with the issue.

At least 65 officers across all branches of the armed forces have received letters accusing them of “treason,” and demanding they “voluntarily terminate command and surrender to proper authority.” The proper authority is Lloyd Austin.

A source in Gen. David H. Berger’s office said that Austin sent Gen. Berger a personalized note with instructions to publicly condemn President Donald J. Trump, to overtly recognize Joseph R. Biden as the lawfully elected president of the United States, to order his forces to at once “cease and desist all unconstitutional paramilitary action against elected and appointed officials,” and to surrender no later than December 22, 2022.

Members of General Berger’s council, including Major Gen. Richard E. Angle and Col. J.D. Keirsey, got similar correspondence, with a twist. The letters demanded they renounce Gen. Berger and hinted at possible exoneration if they stated in writing that Gen. Berger had coerced, wheedled, or tricked them into acting in contravention of the U.S. Constitution. The letters also required they write a statement of contrition, admitting that their “lawless and unconstitutional malfeasance” had grievously fractured the country and was inimical to the tenets of the Constitution.

Third tier officers—primarily warrant officers, lieutenants, and captains—were told to author a formal apology saying imprudent behavior and poor judgment had led them astray. “We understand General Berger and his ‘council’ may have inveigled your cooperation in his scheme to destabilize the United States. His transgressions against the United States and President Joseph R. Biden are unforgivable, however, we also understand extenuating circumstances may have caused unblemished officers to follow his lead…While we cannot guarantee your continued service in the United States military, and you will likely receive a dishonorable discharge, you will not face a court martial if you stipulate to the terms of this official document,” part of a letter read.

General Berger, our source said, was quick to quote Admiral Akbar: “It’s a trap!”

“Gen. Berger shredded his letter and encouraged his men to do likewise. He thinks it’s a snare. As far as he knows, everyone who got Austin’s letter tore it up. Their desperate to put us out of business, willing to do anything, and I’m surprised they haven’t threatened our families,” our source said.

As an aside, RRN on November 9 reported that three White Hat officers surrendered to the Deep State because they were disappointed with the midterm election results. Those officers, sources said, have literally vanished from the face of the planet.

“They’re probably dead,” our source said. “Their apologies to Lloyd Austin didn’t make a difference and emboldened him to start his letter writing campaign, I’d guess.”

“If they come for us, we’re more than ready,” he said in closing.

Update:

Vice Admiral Darse E. Crandall of the United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps, too, received a threatening letter written by Austin. The letter ordered Adm. Crandall to immediately free GITMO detainees, cease all unlawful prosecutions, and turn himself in.

In response, Adm. Crandall wrote back, “I have a better idea. You turn yourself in, Lloyd. We have a seat reserved for you.”


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NC Residents Cry “Martial Law” over County-Imposed Curfew

NC Residents Cry “Martial Law” over County-Imposed Curfew

Residents of Moore County, North Carolina, cried “Martial Law” Sunday evening after county officials issued an Emergency Declaration Order in response to widespread power outages and mandated a dusk-to-dawn curfew for the duration of the order.

Police said unknown gunmen fired on two electricity substations, and the damage plunged 40,000 homes into darkness. Sheriff Ronnie Fields said the shootings were unlike anything he had seen in his 40 years of law enforcement. They were “targeted” attacks, he said, carried out by an individual or individuals who “knew exactly what they were doing.” The curfew, he added, was meant to safeguard civilian lives.

Residents of the Republican-dominated county, however, are having mixed feelings about the curfew, with some accusing local leaders of exaggerating the problem and forcing residents to abide Martial Law.

Forty-five-year-old Richard Jarrett, a security guard, was walking home from his job when a police cruiser with lights flashing and sirens blasting pulled alongside him. Two cops started interrogating him, asking why he violated curfew.

“I told them I just got off work and was heading home. I live a half-mile from my job; it’s easier to walk then drive. Them cops said it was piss poor excuse. Bastards said they could take me to jail. When I asked if I was being detained or free to leave, they said they were investigating me, kept me there 20 minutes running my I.D. I’m a hardworking Christian. I ain’t no criminal. They let me go, but had no good reason to stop me,” Mr. Jarrett told Real Raw News.

Elsewhere in Moore County, 26-year-old Janet Pike, a stay-at-home mom, was outside past curfew with the family dog when cops pulled into her driveway.

“I knew about the curfew but was on the curb, 15 feet from the front door. I explained I was only going to be out long enough for Baron [the dog] to do his business. He snarled as they got out of the car, so they demanded I put him inside and come back outside so they could talk to me. So, I asked if I could just stay inside and let this ordeal end, and they said no because they hadn’t established my identity,” Mrs. Pike said.

Mrs. Pike, who describes herself as a law-abiding citizen, obeyed police instructions.

“Then they checked my license and said I was breaking the law,” she said. “They said they were doing me a favor by only giving me a citation. This is overreach, this is Martial Law. I was out there with them, against my will, in my bathrobe and slippers for 15 minutes before told I could leave. If my husband was home, it could have gone another way.”

Real Raw News is investigating additional claims of police harassment in Moore County.

Real Raw News has reached out to both the Moore County Sheriff’s Office and Moore County Congressman Richard Hudson. We will update this story if we receive a response.


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JAG Names Hollywood Producer Arrested

JAG Names Hollywood Producer Arrested After Biden’s Banquet

The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps has released the name of a Hollywood producer who was arrested after attending the criminal Biden regime’s banquet last Thursday evening. That person is Eli Roth, an American film director, screenwriter, producer, and actor whose name is synonymous with torture-porn: Roth is best known for directing the film Hostel, a ghoulish fright-fest in which attractive, scantily clad young women lure horny college boys to an industrial warehouse owned by a secret society. There, the boys are imprisoned and bid on by wealthy, sadistic elites, who in turn mutilate their victims in the most disgusting and grotesque ways imaginable. Roth has 43 producer credits, per IMDB, and he also played the role of Donny “The Bear Jew” Donowitz in Quentin Tarantino’s war film Inglorious Basterds. Additionally, Roth co-produced the movie 2001 Maniacs, but wasn’t invited back for the sequel after openly showing contempt for the South and for gay filmmaker Tim Sullivan.

Eli Roth practiced in real life what he produced on film, a JAG source told Real Raw News.

According to a military arrest warrant reviewed by RRN, Roth’s snuff flicks weren’t entirely fictional. The document alleges that Roth sought to make his films as realistic as possible; Before principal filming began on HostelCabin Fever, and The Green Inferno, Roth rented property in Bilisht, Albania, and used his underworld connections to hire members of the Albanian mafia to torture and murder people in ways that would eventually appear in the films.

The victims, though, were American citizens, primarily homeless persons Roth’s people had plucked from the streets of Los Angeles. Told they’d be starring in a film and receiving cash, the victims, many of whom reportedly had mental handicaps, were flown to Albania, tortured to within an inch of their lives, and dismembered, exsanguinated, and decapitated.

Although no actual murders appeared in Roth’s films, JAG said it has obtained audio and video of Roth admitting he personally orchestrated and supervised the demise of 16 men and women in Albania. One was a 14-year-old female runaway, by Roth’s admission.

“We have a lot, and info that Roth is deep with other elites doing the same evil. This twisted fuck was bent on killing Americans because it was Americans who’d be tortured in the movies. His arrest will lead to others,” our JAG source said. “Hollywood’s influence has let a lot of these demented actors go unpunished by the criminal justice system. The military justice system isn’t as kind.”


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Vaxxed Pilot Croaks During Takeoff

Vaxxed Pilot Croaks During Takeoff

Envoy Air flight 3556, an Embracer E175 operated on behalf of American Eagle, experienced an inflight emergency seconds after departing Chicago-O’Hare International Airport for Columbus, Ohio. The pilot-in-command, Patrick Ford, was speaking coherently and clearly to ATC when his voice abruptly ceased. A few minutes later, co-pilot Brandon Hendrickson informed ATC he had control of the aircraft and that Ford had fallen unconscious at the controls, and announced his intent to return to the airport immediately. The flight landed safely, but Ford was dead; Hendrickson and an off-duty American Airlines pilot pulled Ford from his harness as paramedics boarded the flight and desperately fought to save his life. It was later determined Ford suffered a fatal heart attack.

The above paragraph summarizes the official version of the incident.

However, a Real Raw News investigation on Ford’s untimely demise, aided by an FAA whistleblower, unsurprisingly revealed that Ford, who was 54 years old and in good health prior to his sudden death, had taken a Covid-19 booster shot two days before his final flight, a fact not mentioned on his death certificate or in his obituary.

Publicly available audio of the emergency is limited to communications between flight 3356 and ATC; absent is any discussion the pilot and the co-pilot might have had when Ford realized he was in trouble. During takeoff and landing, flight crews typically maintain a sterile cockpit, meaning banter is forbidden so pilots can focus exclusively on their workload. Most aircraft accidents happen during takeoff and landing.

In the case of flight 3556, though, Ford had told Hendrickson he was feeling “lightheaded and dizzy” shortly after Hendrickson raised the landing gear, according to an FAA insider who claims that Envoy/American Eagle and the FAA reviewed the cockpit voice recorder, which preserves the recent history of the sounds in the cockpit, including the conversation of the pilots.

“The sequence of events went quickly. Captain Ford informed Captain Hendrickson he felt distressed, dizzy, then seemed to change his mind, saying something to the effect of ‘Never mind, I’m ok.’ Hendrickson then asks if he’s sick, noting he looks a bit pale. Captain Ford says he got a Covid-19 vaccination a few days ago and is probably having a mild reaction. Ford is then heard talking to ATC and slumps forward in his chair and dies,” our source explained.

The federal government, he added, has applied enormous pressure on the aviation industry, including the FAA and NTSB, to avoid putting the word “vaccine” on incident reports.

“If a report with the word Covid-19 or vaccine crosses our desks, the report is amended to omit those words,” he said. “It’s obvious the government doesn’t want its vaccine maligned.”

The FAA and NTSB have buried hundreds of reports in which the clot shot may have been a contributing cause in incidents, he said. The number of pilot fatalities and illnesses have increased exponentially since the inception of vaccine mandates.

As stated in our last article on this topic, Real Raw News cannot prove causality. Nonetheless, one would have to be myopic to miss the correlation. And if vaccines were truly clinically safe and effective, why would the government engage in subterfuge?


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JAG Charges Nancy Pelosi with Treason, Seditious Conspiracy

JAG Charges Nancy Pelosi with Treason, Seditious Conspiracy

The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps on Friday filed formal charges against former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was arrested Thursday night after attending Biden’s lavish State banquet at Tyler Perry’s White House facsimile in the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia.

JAG sources told Real Raw News Saturday morning that Pelosi has been charged with multiple counts of treason and seditious conspiracy—coincidentally, perhaps, the very same charges she told the Department of Justice to level against Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes. A federal jury on Friday convicted Rhodes of seditious conspiracy for plotting to overturn the 2020 election and inciting violence at the Capitol on Jan 6.

“JAG’s charges against Pelosi are concrete, and irrespective of the regime’s unlawful prosecution of innocent people that visited the Capitol. There was no insurrection, no attempted coup. The DOJ is targeting people for supporting Trump. We’re after legitimate criminals—like Pelosi,” our source said.

He added that Nancy Pelosi was flown to Guantanamo Bay hours after Special Forces apprehended her near Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. Pelosi, he said, offered no resistance because she was “sloshed and reeked of booze” when Special Forces pulled her from the passenger seat of a Mercedes AMG SL 63. She expressed concern about the condition of her car, and indifference for the state of her driver, who, Real Raw News can now report, died on impact when his head smashed the windshield. Pelosi’s airbag deployed; the driver’s had not.

“I just bought it,” Pelosi had told Special Forces. “Take care of it for me.”

Before hauling her to GITMO, Special Forces drove Pelosi to a “safehouse” to sober up. Her BAC was 0.47%, a potentially life-threatening condition with risk of coma or respiratory arrest. After a while, a somewhat sober Pelosi was shown a military arrest warrant in her name—signed by both President Donald J. Trump and Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall—and told she would be taken to GITMO to face a military tribunal.

A tribunal date will likely be determined early next week, sources said.


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Inside Biden’s Billion Dollar, Drunken Gala Dinner

Inside Biden’s Billion Dollar, Drunken Gala Dinner

Thursday night’s liberal lollapalooza at Tyler Perry Studios’ “White House” was a farrago of drunkenness, paranoia, chicanery, pomposity, and alcohol-fueled rage toward Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

As reported yesterday, U.S. military assets apprehended several Deep Staters who attended the illegitimate administration’s dinner honoring French President Emmanuel Macron, two of whom, ostensibly seeking leniency, recounted details of the shindig to military investigators. Sources have yet to name the arrestees—in fact, only Nancy Pelosi has been named thus far—but said one is a Hollywood producer who has garnered many cinema awards over a 20-year-long career, and the other a sniveling politician who wept like a baby when Special Forces arrested him at gunpoint.

If their words are truthful, Pelosi was tipsy when she arrived at the feast and sauntered to an open bar replete with scintillating bottles of pricey liquor–Clase Azul tequila, 50-year-old Appleton Estate Rum, Macallan Sherry Oak whiskey, and, to top it off, Chateau Margaux grand vin. Chilled decanters of 1959 Dom Perignon sat in ice buckets at every dinner table. As guests donned in tuxedos or ballroom gowns funneled inside the imitation White House, Pelosi lingered at the bar, heartily sampling various liquors while the bartender stared at her in dazed bewilderment.

“If what we heard is true, Nancy drinks expensive booze like Homer Simpson guzzles Duff beer,” a source in Gen. David H. Berger’s office told Real Raw News.

Pelosi wasn’t the only ravenous drinker on the premises; drunken merriment abounded. Before dinner, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus of Seinfeld fame, Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, and Brian Deese, director of the National Economic Council, raised a toast to Klaus Schwab—who was absent—and the World Economic Forum.

“Klaus is wealthy, and therefore wise,” Deese said, eliciting a round of applause.

“Wait. Wealth and wisdom don’t go hand in hand,” Mayorkas reportedly countered. “Just look at Musk and Trump.”

Invoking Trump’s name purportedly made Austin bristle. “Some names aren’t meant to be spoken here tonight. Whether from Florida or his ivory tower in Manhattan, he still disrupts my command,” Austin said.

Meanwhile, Pelosi continued indulging in drink and, therefore, losing her inhibitions. At one point in the evening, she made a comment so cringeworthy that those within earshot feigned deafness or simply distanced themselves. Her speech slurred, she said she had “the best and biggest boobs in the House, better even than,” she added with distaste, “AOCs or MTGs.”

Elsewhere, Biden fawned over French President Emmanuel Macron, praising his pandemic leadership and willingness to integrate “undocumented Muslims” into French society. He called Macron a “true progressive” and encouraged him to one day seek the role of Secretary General of the United Nations.

“If I’m still President of the United States and You’re running the U.N., imagine what we’d accomplish together. Our policies would rule—shape the world,” Biden told him.

Although Biden spoke lucidly early in the evening, his dementia came back with a bang when actress Jennifer Garner asked if he intended to give Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky enough money to finally drive Russian forces off Ukrainian soil. Biden mistook Garner for a different actress, Lindsay Lohan, evidenced by the fact that he referenced her role in the movie Mean Girls, a 2004 teen comedy film in which the protagonist, a disheveled outsider played by Lohan, tries to become a member of the popular, cliquish girls in school.

“You had some…I mean…really pretty and the others in Mean Girls. The…what was it called…the Parent Trap too. You blossomed young, like Ashley,” Biden told Garner.

“That wasn’t me,” Garner reportedly muttered, and walked off.

Later in the evening a splenetic, irascible Biden was overheard saying that “I need my candy,” after which his personal physician, Dr. Kevin O’Conner, escorted him from the banquet hall to a private room. Biden reappeared 20 minutes afterward, rejuvenated and refreshed, and loquaciously touted his “accomplishments” to rapturous applause.

“Candy is Biden’s codeword for Adrenochrome,” our source said. “He was going downhill, so got his shot or infusion, then came back to serenade his sympathetic audience. Well, mostly sympathetic. We’re still trying to figure out why Kevin McCarthy was there.”


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Nancy Pelosi, Other Deep Staters Arrested Following Biden’s State Banquet

Nancy Pelosi, Other Deep Staters Arrested Following Biden’s State Banquet

United States Special Forces and Army Rangers on Thursday arrested Deep Staters—four politicians, two Hollywood actors, and two liberal media personalities–following the criminal Biden regime’s gala extraordinaire banquet, where 300 black-tie guests feasted on taxpayer-funded Maine lobster, Almas caviar, and bottles of Chateau Margaux grand vin—at $200K per bottle.

Contrary to the regime’s narrative, the lavish celebration did not take place at the White House in Washington D.C.; rather, the deception took place at Tyler Perry’s to-scale mockup of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, a precise facsimile of the real thing. Real Raw News and other alternative media have in the past elaborated on how the regime uses Perry’s property to emulate official government functions, so we won’t write a thesis on it today. A cursory Google search yields ample results.

What’s important is that USMC General David H. Berger had obtained a guest list and noticed that several names also appeared on a different list—the registry of sealed indictments President Donald J. Trump had co-authored before leaving Washington for his Mar-a-Lago command center in 2021.

A source in Gen. Berger’s office told Real Raw News that Gen. Berger on Monday contacted 5th Special Forces Group Commander Brent Lindeman and 75th Ranger Regiment Commander Col. J.D. Keirsey, asking for their help in apprehending “high value targets of opportunity” because his Marines were currently entrenched in other operations against Deep State saboteurs. General Berger informed his patriotic allies that agents of the Deep State were expected to attend the regime’s diplomatic Soirée, and he reportedly recited 20 names, including French President Emmanuel Macron and, for reasons unknown, actress Chrissy Teagan.

The White Hat commanders, our source said, considered a few options: either storm the fake White House, arrest everyone, and sort out the guilty from innocent later, or selectively target and arrest active Deep State players as they departed the sumptuous repast. General Berger, who seldom explains his methods or motives to his subordinates, recommended the second choice, saying, “If we storm the gates, security will get tipped off, and the Deep Staters we want might escape into the woodwork. No, we will use some discretion. We’re not giving [Nancy] Pelosi a chance to escape, not this time.”

Col. Keirsey committed a Ranger platoon to the operation, and Col. Lindeman devoted an “unknown” number of Special Forces to the mission. They did their best to photograph every vehicle and person passing through the security gates.

And there they sat, patiently, until the din of the party dwindled to muffled whispers, the lights inside began to wink out, and a procession of pricey vehicles and rented limousines waited in line to exit the grounds.

Special Forces and Rangers formed joint teams, each comprised of 4 men in civilian SUVs. One team spotted a black limousine with diplomatic license plates ferrying Emmanuel Macron from the faux White House to an unknown destination. The fire team followed the limo south on Interstate 75; Macron’s driver seemed to be zipping toward Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. The Special Forces/Ranger team intercepted the vehicle a few miles from the airport, but found they’d been duped. The passengers were not Mr. and Mrs. Macron but were life-size silicon replicas of the French president and his wife, Brigette.

Other fire teams had better success. The unit following Nancy Pelosi’s $200K Mercedes AMG SL 63 convertible performed what police call a “pit maneuver,” a pursuit tactic by which a pursuing car can force a fleeing car to turn sideways abruptly, causing the driver to lose control and stop. Pelosi’s chauffer, unable to compensate for the move, spun 360-degrees across Route 166 and came to a dead halt. The Special Forces/Rangers yanked Pelosi and her driver from the disabled vehicle.

“This time it wasn’t a body double or a woman wearing a Pelosi mask. We got the real deal,” our source said.

Our source said the names of the other seven Deep Staters apprehended Thursday night will be made known next week, as well as the charges against them.


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Moderna CEO Bancel Worshipped Demon “Baphomet”

Moderna CEO Bancel Worshipped Demon “Baphomet”

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The late Moderna CEO Stephan Bancel, whom the military hanged on November 18, had long worshipped a demonic entity called Baphomet, according to diary-like entries JAG investigators siphoned from the clot shot manufacturer’s iPad.

Per Wikipedia, Baphomet is a deity allegedly worshipped by the Knights Templar that later became incorporated into various occult and Western esoteric traditions. The name Baphomet appeared in trial transcripts for the Inquisition of the Knights Templar starting in 1307, and came into popular English usage in the 19th century during debate and speculation on the reasons for the suppression of the Templar order. Illustrations often depict the creature as half-man, half-goat.

Bancel’s genesis into the realm of the occult is not made clear, but entries made between 2015-2022—the length of time Bancel owned the device—suggest Bancel and the creature, if one believes in such things, became acquainted while he was a freshman studying biological engineering at the University of Minnesota. He wrote that Baphomet, which he described as a “horned savior,” first appeared to him in dreams, and later in visions.

Many of Bancel’s entries are encapsulated flashbacks, as though he intended to one day publish them as some type of twisted, demonic autobiography.

While at college, Bancel writes, Baphomet often appeared in and spoke to his mind, showering him with blandishments and promising him a prosperous future in exchange for eternal fealty. The “deliverer” told Bancel its guidance had a price, though Bancel, in his words, would not learn what that meant until years later.

“Baphomet—he had told me his name—fulfilled his promises: My grades improved, my social anxiety faded, I felt more confident, and girls talked to me. It was euphoric, without the need of drugs or alcohol. Baphomet loved me, and I him,” Bancel wrote in an entry dated November 12, 2016.

Their relationship, however, briefly turned tempestuous during Bancel’s junior year. Writings referencing that year contain intimations of possession and molestation that took place after Bancel hesitated to perform a “favor.”

“He wanted me to do something to a girl,” Bancel wrote, “something I didn’t want to do. And when I refused, I awoke in the morning three days straight in excruciating pain, with blood leaking from my rear. I said I was sorry and gave myself to him. He opened me, and I invited him in. He told me I wouldn’t get in trouble, that he’d protect me. And we did what he asked—to that girl.”

Bancel’s entries do not expound on what he did or to whom.

Other entries evinced a symbiotic relationship between Bancel and Baphomet. “I sensed we needed each other. Could we have survived without the other, independently, I’m not sure. He was still with me after graduation,” Bancel wrote in an entry dated April 15, 2017.

On April 17, 2019, Bancel wrote that Baphomet physically manifested itself. “I looked in the mirror and saw us. He had superimposed himself on me, his body, my head, crowned with horns.” His written monologue suggested the incident occurred while he was working at Eli Lilly and Company.

Baphomet apparently “left” Bancel for several years. “I felt isolated, alone, empty, and hollow, like an eggshell without yolk. He abandoned me to my own devices, and for a while I felt free of him, but then in 2011 appeared again, and I felt complete.”

2011 is when Bancel became CEO of Moderna.

“He told me that through him I’d help bring about a cleansing fire hat would purge impurities from the world,” Bancel wrote on February 20, 2012. “He said he’d make me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams, and guarantee that my family wound never want for anything, but, again, I would have to pay a toll.”

Baphomet, Bancel said, wanted others to use as it used him. The demon wanted Bancel to provide a conduit to his two children, so it could “influence” them. When Bancel flinched, whether by a dint of sanity or strength of character, the entity reminded him that his family’s future was preordained, and that reluctance to abide its instructions would result in pain, suffering, and eternal damnation.

Bancel’s last entry on the iPad was made on February 20, 2020, three months after the FDA granted Moderna Emergency Use Authorization on its Covid-19 vaccine.

“I did all you asked,” Bancel wrote, ostensibly directing his comments directly to Baphomet, “please ensure your role is completed. “Our livelihood and survival is in your capable hands.”

Bancel’s faith in Baphomet didn’t save his life, and his fortune, at least what existed of it in U.S. banks, was seized at the time of his arrest.

To be clear: Neither RRN nor JAG assert Bancel had contact with a demon; he may, well, have just been crazy. Still, there’s more to Heaven and earth than is dreamt in our society.


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